Here is a list of the best Christmas Dad jokes for you to enjoy:
"What kind of Christmas music do elves like? 'Wrap' music"
"What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman"
"What's red and white and falls down chimneys? Santa Klutz"
"What kind of cars do Santa's elves drive? Toy-otas"
"What did one snowman say to the other? 'Do you smell carrots??'"
"Who is Santa's favourite female pop star? Beyon-sleigh!"
"What do elves learn at school? The elf-abet!"
"How does a snowman lose weight? They wait until the weather gets warmer"
"What do you call the wrapping paper leftover from opening presents? A Christ-MESS!"
"How does Darth Vader like his Christmas turkey? On the dark side"
"What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May? A puddle"
"What is a librarian's favourite Christmas song? Silent Night"
"Why don't penguins fly? Because they are not tall enough to be pilots"
"What do you call Santa when he's wearing earmuffs? Anything, he can't hear you!"
"How much did Santa's sleigh cost? It was on the house!"
"What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown"
"What do you call a slow skier? A slopepoke"
"What do you call ten Arctic snow hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A receding hare line"
"How much does it cost to fly Santa's sleigh? About 8 bucks, 9 during bad weather!"
"Where do reindeer like to stop for ice cream? Deery Queen"
"Which of Santa's reindeer has the cleanest antlers? Comet"
"How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh? With Santa-tizer"
"Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had drumsticks"
"What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus"
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